Merry Christmas everyone,  Deadpool here.

Times are tough, and it looks like (once again) the only way I’m going to share the scene with the MCU “A-list” is to run all their errands for them.

But, you can’t have a holly jolly Christmas without a car these days.  

So….

Lucky for me (actually it’s lucky for ALL of us), the DC Universe put the brakes on making any more Batman films.  

So here I sit, moonlighting for Uber and DoorDash.   After I’m done here, I’m going next door to sugar-binge on that gingerbread house.

Put in a good vote for me so I can get off of this yard next year!

Merry Christmas!

DP